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Attributes⭐⭐⭐🩶𝒩𝑜𝓃-𝓋𝓀𝑒𝒾🩶🛑🤬PARENTAL ADVISORY: EXPLICIT LYRICS🤬🛑Heavy Metal
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Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
And all your crew look like Lego bricks
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
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