I Like Burritos
Jesse Loren Strickman
I’m working through childhood trauma
My 10th birthday, my mama
Took me out for Chinese food
Sweet & sour sauce
But I like burritos and taquitos
I like tamales with jarritos
Extra avocados on my tacos
Enchiladas, super nachos
I know that she knows my ethos
I like burritos
I have a very best friend
But it’s come to an end
Cuz he took me out for a beer with a side of bar nuts
(CHORUS)
I have a wife of 10 years
On our anniversary it became clear
That it’s over cuz she offered me a glass of water
But I like burritos and taquitos
I like tamales with jarritos
Extra avocados on my tacos
Enchiladas, super nachos
No pepsi and cheetos, no milkshakes with fritos
I hate doritos, there just placebos
Screw cereals, especially cheerios
No Pistachios, no Kung pao with spring rolls
Just Mexican food, rich with aminos
So my health regrows with my amigos
Everybody knows
I like burritos
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