The Kat Song (The Christmas Song)

Kat's Christmas Song

(ala The Christmas Song)

[V]

Kat Kat singin on an open mic ooh

Mia playing dominoes,

awesome mods, throwing balls full of snoooow,

and chat hyped up on those emoootes, 

Everybody knooows, some ice cream and some oreos,

Help to make the season bright

Tater tots, in the oooven all a glooow

Will make it in my tum tonight

[B]

We know that Kaaat Kat's gonna play,

She's loaded lots of song requests on her display

And even Calvin -- chiiiiild!, will make you cry,

To see them singing, in this season, is so wiiild

[C]

As so, I'm offering this simple phrase

"Two scoops of mint ice will do"

Although it's been said,

many times, many ways,

Merry Christmas to you