I'm Not a Vampire (Revamped)

[Verse 1]

Well, I'm not a vampire, but I feel like one

Sometimes, I sleep all day 'cause I hate the sunlight

My hands are always shaking, body's always achin'

And the dark is when I feed

Well, I can lure any woman that I want to

In my bed with me

[Pre-Chorus]

And whiskey seems to be my holy water

And mothers, better lock your doors and hide your daughters

[Chorus]

'Cause I'm insane, I can feel it in my bones

Coursing through my veins, when did I become so cold?

For goodness sakes, where is my self-control?

If home is where my heart is, then my heart has lost all hope

[Verse 2]

Well, I'm not a zombie, but I feel like one today

Self-induced comatose, chemical daze

My head is always spinnin' from this dizzy, blurry vision

And my stomach has had enough

I feel like a lady that is pregnant with a baby

'Cause I'm always throwin' up

[Pre-Chorus]

And hi, my name is Ronnie, I'm an addict

And daddy should've never raised me on Black Sabbath

[Chorus]

I'm insane, I can feel it in my bones

Coursing through my veins, when did I become so cold?

For goodness sakes, where is my self-control?

If home is where my heart is, then my heart has lost all hope

[Post-Chorus]

When will you mortals believe? (He's not a vampire)

I just want the world to bleed (He's not a vampire)

Lust at the sight of your blood (He's not a vampire)

I swear to God, I am not a (He is not a)

(He is not a)

[Bridge]

So God bless all of you now

'Cause I'm goin' straight to Hell (Straight to Hell)

And I'm takin' you down with me

Because you know damn well

[Pre-Chorus]

So I sharpen my teeth, 'cause I love the way it feels

When I sink into your skin and draw the only thing that's real

You don't believe me, should I write it in blood?

You better drive that fuckin' stake right through my heart and try to run

Motherfucker, I'm a vampire

[Chorus]

And I'm insane, I can feel it in my bones

Coursing through my veins, when did I become so cold?

For goodness sakes, where is my self-control?

If home is where my heart is, then my heart has lost all

Heart has fucking lost all

Heart has lost all hope

[Outro]

(He's lost all hope)

(He's lost all hope)

Lonely (He's lost all hope)

My heart has lost all hope