Just a Friend

Have you EVer met a girl that you tried to date But a YEAR to make love she WANted you to wait? LET me tell a story of my situation I was TALkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation The WAY that I met her was on TOUR, at a concert She HAD long hair and a short miniskirt I JUST got on stage, drippin', pourin' with sweat I was WALkin' through the crowd and GUESS who I met I WHISpered in her ear, "Come to the picture booth So I can ASK you some questions to see if YA_ hundred proof" I ASKEd her her name, she said: "Blah-blah-blah" She had 9/10 pants and a VEry big bra I TOOK a couple of flicks and SHE was enthused I said: "HOW do you like the show?" She said: "I WAS very amused" I STARrted throwin' bass, she started THROwin' back mid-range But WHEN I sprung the question, she ACTed kind of strange THEN when I asked, "Do ya have a MAN?", she tried to pretend She SAID: "No, I don't, I only have a friend" Come on! I'm not even goin' for it, this is what i'm gonna sing So I TOOK blah-blah's word for it AT this time I thought JUST havin' a friend couldn't BE no crime 'Cause I have friends and that's a fact Like AGnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jack ForGET about that, let's go INto the story aBOUT a girl named "blah-blah-blah" THAT adored me SO we started talkin', GETtin' familiar SPENdin' a lot of time, so WE can build a ReLATionship or some understanding How ITs gonna be in the future WE was plannin' EVERything sounded so DANdy and sweet I had NO idea I was in for a treat After THIS was established, everyTHING was cool The TOUR was over and she WENT back to school I CALLED every day to SEE how she was doin' Every TIME that I called her, it SEEMed somethin' was brewin' I CALLED her room, a guy picked up, but THEN I called again I say: "YO, who was that?" "Oh, he's just a friend" Don't gimme that, don't even gimme that! Jus' bust this So, I CAME to her college on a SURprise visit To SEE my girl, that was SO exquisite It was A school day, I KNEW she was there The FIRST semester of the school year I WENT to a gate to ask WHERE was her dorm This GUY made me fill out a VISitor's form He TOLD me where it was and I was on my way To SEE my baby doll, I was HAPpy to say I arrRIVED in front of the DORMitory "YO, could you tell me where IS door three?" They SHOWED me where it was FOR the moment I DIDn't know I was in for SUCH an event So, I CAME to her room and OPEned the door OH, snap! GUESS what I saw? A FELla tongue-kissin' my GIRL in her mouth I was SO in shock, my heart WENT down south So PLEASE , listen to the message THAT I send Don't ever TALK to a girl who says she JUST has a friend...