You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

A

Intro

Verse: Am - D - G - C - Am - B - E - E

           Am - D - G - C - F - stop (play E on acoustic)

Vs1

You really    are a      heel
    You're as cuddly as a cactus
    You're as charming as an eel   Mr. Grinch

you're a bad banana with a     greasy black peel

Vs2

You're a monster    Mr Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole

   Your brain is full of spiders

   You got garlic in your soul Mr Griiiiiinch

I wouldnt touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole

Vs3

You're a vile one,     Mr Grinch
You got termites in your smile
      You have all the tender sweetness
      Of a seasick crocodile     Mr. Grinch

Given the choice between the 2 of you

I'd take the seasick crockidile

Vs4
You're a foul one,     Mr Grinch
You're a nasty   wasty  skunk

   Your heart is full of unwashed socks

   Your soul is full of gunk   Mr Grinch

The three words that best describe you are as follows:

AND I QUOTE:  STINK - STANK - STUNK

Vs5

Your a rotter     Mr Grinch

Your the king of sin for sots

   Your hearts a dead tomato splotch

   With mouldy purple spots  Mr Griiiiinch

Your Soul is an appauling dump heap      Overflowing

with the most discraceful assortment of deplorable

rubbish immaginable     mangled up in

TANGLED UP KNOTS

Vs6

You nosiate me    Mr Grinch

With a nausious   super nos

    Your a crooked jerky jocky

    And you drive a crooked Hause   Mr Griiiiinch

You're a three decker  sourkraut and toadstool sandwich

With arsenic sauuuuuse